Why yes, ai habz been gibbing maiself a mud facialz.
wait, wat do u meen bafftaim nao?
Guess what I stepped in?
i rly dun want 2 kno.
Yay! Mud! Dis iz da bestest day ob mai life! Nufin' cud posibly go wrong! Oops... shiver shiver
How about my butt? Can my butt go inside?
ai tried 2 deny it a furst...
Last time I played outside, the humans sent me to the dog house for tracking dirt all over the kitchen. This time, I'm takon' a bath before I go home! My humans are gonna be so proud of me!
last tiem ai wuz on a misshun!
i'z uhh stuck
oh, do u need some halp?
I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...
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