Guess what I stepped in?

i rly dun want 2 kno.

Yay! Mud! Dis iz da bestest day ob mai life! Nufin' cud posibly go wrong! Oops... shiver shiver

How about my butt? Can my butt go inside?

ai tried 2 deny it a furst...

Last time I played outside, the humans sent me to the dog house for tracking dirt all over the kitchen. This time, I'm takon' a bath before I go home! My humans are gonna be so proud of me!

last tiem ai wuz on a misshun!

i'z uhh stuck

oh, do u need some halp?

I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...