training your hooman... easier than you think
ur awlmost dere! keeps it up!
To avoid some serious de-furring and bloodletting all over your clean floor on my part, a little help in removing kitteh from my bed please?
rill, ai lubs mai bed and i needs it bak 4 important stuffs.
i read yo fortune.... its nooot good...
ai fink ai noez why!
conspiracy doggies doubt your proof against aliens
ai beeleev in da aleins!
screw the cheezburgers i gots a pizza!
screw pizza.. i gots stayk!
Tell dat storee agin, bout hao wen u wuz a pup dere wuz no cheezburger site n stoopy hoomns spent moar tym playin wif aminuls.
tayks meh bak 2 da gud ole dayz!
But... I just wants to hangs out..
good tiemz, good tiemz.