i read yo fortune.... its nooot good...
ai fink ai noez why!
conspiracy doggies doubt your proof against aliens
ai beeleev in da aleins!
screw the cheezburgers i gots a pizza!
screw pizza.. i gots stayk!
Tell dat storee agin, bout hao wen u wuz a pup dere wuz no cheezburger site n stoopy hoomns spent moar tym playin wif aminuls.
tayks meh bak 2 da gud ole dayz!
But... I just wants to hangs out..
good tiemz, good tiemz.
My momma always told me you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
was dey reddy 2 b broked?
mom said this would protect us
mom iz rite!