He followed me home can I keep him?
we r da bestest of friends nao!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Look! daz me! but why is dare words on my face ?
it iz called capshuning!
training your hooman... easier than you think
ur awlmost dere! keeps it up!
To avoid some serious de-furring and bloodletting all over your clean floor on my part, a little help in removing kitteh from my bed please?
rill, ai lubs mai bed and i needs it bak 4 important stuffs.
i read yo fortune.... its nooot good...
ai fink ai noez why!