I sure wish Mom wud put her glasses on BEFORE she puts me in teh car.

n i h8t i wen she dribez 2 fast.

UR NOT MY SQUEAK TOY?

oopz mai bad.

Oops, sorry It sounded like you were hurting her.

Dog: So that hole on top of your head isn't a cup holder then? Sorry about trying to put my Big Glup drink in it & almost suffocating you bro

Dolphin: Nopte it's a blowhole...no worries it's commonly mistaken for a drink holder

knowledge is power

I'm contacting the shelter. It's obvious there has been a mix-up, and I was adopted by some really common people. So far there has been a distinct lack of steak; the water in my bowl is anything but sparkling, and worst of all- there is a cat on the premises!

da prezident ob teh fancy dog society will heer ob dis!

OH, DA NANNY CAM WAZ ON?.... I WAZ JUS WATERIN DA PLANTZ