i'm sexy and i know it right?
u gotta hab moar confidunse!
Mah gym memburrship sure is payin' off!
u shud tayk sum fitness klasses wif meh!
wittle puppeh, u shood try sumfing more produktiv wif dis mirror.
Cuz aiz gud enuf...
Aiz smart enuf...
hoomiz like meh
coolest goggie in da wurld!
Objects in the mirror are having more fun hanging out the window than they appear
oh yeah! dis iz greatness!
What? It's cute when the cat does it.
yesh, it is so cyoot!
ARE YOU TALKING TO.... ME?