Iz gud enuff, iz smrt enuff, and gog gone it, cheezpeeps liek meh!

itz gud 2 b confidnt...usually...

i'm sexy and i know it right?

u gotta hab moar confidunse!

I found an intruder! But he looks and smells surprisingly a lot like me...

Mah gym memburrship sure is payin' off!

u shud tayk sum fitness klasses wif meh!

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

wittle puppeh, u shood try sumfing more produktiv wif dis mirror.