dis dog is belong to me plz not touch
we lubs 2 see kittehs and goggies being freindly!
srsly, dis is mine!
It aint much ta luk at, but Iz foun it 'n Iz keepin it!
pleez bak away slowly frum mai baby.
Dis iz now a dog baf no mor birddies
baff tiem isn't dat bad!
all ur personal space are belonging to meh
ai ignored sum gud advice.