i got sum splaining to do
ai knos it wuz u! all da ebidence points 2 it!
Dis strange man tried tu hack yur mail slot
nope, he'z neber coming back here again!!
I... I sorry. I culdint holds it. I had a little axident, but I gon kleen it up rite now, kai?
where's da newzpapur?!
in times like these... blame the cat.
ai am being 4 serial!
yu sayd that cheekin coms frum deez dey not taste lik it..
oops! mai mistaek!
New York Times crossword... Done.
tiem 4 noms now!
Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.
ai knows whut u mean!
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