i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!
ai had 2 du da same fing wif mai hooman!
ai rilly wundurr hoo cud hab dun dis...
i pleed teh fiff...
aksully, u need to fess up aifinkso!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
i got sum splaining to do
ai knos it wuz u! all da ebidence points 2 it!
Dis strange man tried tu hack yur mail slot
nope, he'z neber coming back here again!!
I... I sorry. I culdint holds it. I had a little axident, but I gon kleen it up rite now, kai?
where's da newzpapur?!