I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER EVER EVER EVER COMING HOME EVER SO I PANICKED
He started it.
shur he did...
de cat did it
ai seez u took mai advices!
Haz dey seen da rug in da libbing room yet?
yep, deys seen itz...
I swear it attacked me first!
honestly, dis is awl ur fault, aifinkso!
My momma always told me you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
was dey reddy 2 b broked?
How about my butt? Can my butt go inside?
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