Chiropractor kitteh adjusts lumbar vertebrae

mai doktur said he wuz da best in town.

Feels pretty good, actually. Got a touch of arthritis in my joint, and it's kinda like those little acupuncture needles.

u shure she iz doing it rite?

Narcolepsy. I fink I haz it.

sumtiems ai fink i wud radder b asweep!

Teddy has bacon deficiency. You make bacon, I give to teddy.

trust me, ai am a doktur!