Duck Duck Goose Yur doin it rite!!

we r bestest fwends!

IZ REDECORATED 4 U

u shud go in2 bidnezz 2gever, aifinkso!

Yes, Officer, I frew a cat out de window. But kitty litter isn't illegal - dey even sell it in stores.

how do ai no ai kan trust u anywayz?

Your happy pills... I ate the whole bottle!

dis greedy goggie shud have shared wif his frend!

be vry vry qwiet- iz hunting waterblolz.

he'z hunting 4 bigger waterblolz for dis goggie!