Tax tyme. It's exausticatin'.
dere is juss so much 2 noez!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
bacon maeks all goggies derp!
I'm ready for my closeup
u noez u wanna show off mai gud luks!
My inner monologue... still has dog breath
ai habs sum advice 4 u...
You got ID?
i haz mai ID and it's da rite tiem!
What? They were all out of the regular size, so I got an extra small
wrong choysh ob werds dere, buddy!