Dis nawt McDonald's.
dis nawt da furst tiem u hab fibbed 2 meh!
YOU KNOW WHAT? I AINT EVEN MAD
ai hab had enuff awlreddy, so it'z ok!
You have failed me for the last time, admiral.
ai don't fink u is awl dat intimidating, akshully.
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR SLED...
dat iz nawt mai job!
Wut you mean baff time?!?
baff tiem is so tramatizings
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