aim nawt mad, just dizapointd!
I THINK IT'S BEST YOU LEAVE. You've made us angry & you don't want to see us angry.
we've had enuff ob ur rubbish!
I caught THIS fing peeing on yer rug
welp, u noez hao it goez, kitteh...
Who disturbs me from my slumber?
u iz nawt a morning persun, r u?
I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?
tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!
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