where are my contacts they were round here?
ai guess ai will jus hab 2 get mai glasses 2 reed.
hmm, ai still dun see nuffin zzzz ...
ARE YOU TALKING TO.... ME?
Blind doggie lookin' for new home Oh for heaven's sake Ralph! Just because I took you for a walk? Gimme my sunglasses and heel!
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