Your mouf smells liek butt !
welp, don't smell dat spot owtside den!
Yes, that's right, I've had enough! I'm walking right out of this LOL human!
ai iz leebin' cuz u nawt gibin' meh baykon!
such a handsome floofy goggie!
I'z gunna eat your face!!!
LOL nah I'z kiddiiiinnng.
ai lubs 2 joke arownd!
At first I was like. But then I srs'd
how 'bout udder way 'rownd?
Roses are grey, violets are grey LOL! I'm a dog.
eberyone knoes dat ai nawt knoe whut red iz!
u so crayzee!