Deary Diary, today I managed to walk from the front door to the sidewalk......whew ! I am tired.

I luv readin goggie diarys!

Sleep till you're hungry. Eat till you're sleepy.

y not jus doo both at saem tiem?

IF YOU TURN TV UPSIDE DOWN AND FLIP US BOTH EVERY HALF HOUR THAT WOULD BE PERFECT!

sunbaith wif friendz kan b so much fun!

It's perfectly fine to be crazy & lazy all at the same time.

sum ob us r just krazee...

Dude, grab me a bone while you're up.

yea kan u bring me a bone 2?

Lazy %#@ human. Hafta take MYSELF for a walk...

soooooooo lazy.

So Very Thirsty.

dis goggie is excitedly thirstee!