...then he said he hadn't had a bite in days. So I bit him!
Hehehe, that one always breaks me up.
meybe i jus dun get it...
Tickle monster Gotted meh
monster iz mai naem, ticklin' iz mai gaem!
My hoomin donated to teh lokal animul sheltur. He donated teh cat.
kitteh waz nawt dat nice 2 meh!
Didn't know kitteh could hold onto teh ceiling wif hers clawz, totally up- side downs, wif hers tail all floofy, spitting and hissing...
oh man! dat wuz hi-lar-ee-ussh!
not gonna laugh not gonna laugh not gonna laugh not gonna laugh not gonna laugh not gonna laugh not gonna laugh
noooo! ai iz laffin'!
Oh Grumpy Cat U so hilarious
uh ohz... ai can juss see dis comin' soon...
"No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy." --Bern Williams
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
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