Tickle monster Gotted meh
monster iz mai naem, ticklin' iz mai gaem!
My hoomin donated to teh lokal animul sheltur. He donated teh cat.
kitteh waz nawt dat nice 2 meh!
Didn't know kitteh could hold onto teh ceiling wif hers clawz, totally up- side downs, wif hers tail all floofy, spitting and hissing...
oh man! dat wuz hi-lar-ee-ussh!
not gonna laugh not gonna laugh not gonna laugh not gonna laugh not gonna laugh not gonna laugh not gonna laugh
noooo! ai iz laffin'!
Oh Grumpy Cat U so hilarious
uh ohz... ai can juss see dis comin' soon...
"No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy." --Bern Williams
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Lol, that cat never knew I was coming!
hahah! good one!
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