all goggies r lap goggies!
I love it when mom lets me sit on her lap.
don trai 2 tell meh ai dunt fits!
I know, buddy She scares the hell out of me too.
yea sumptimez teh wifeys kan b intimidatin.
Comfert I noes; modesty, not so much.
yea ur doin it wrong...
Get a lap dog you can wrap your arms around!
"Of course she likes it. I'm her baby!"
hey dun't juge me!