Don't worry.. yu dint hurt mah ball wen yu stepped on it. Ai guess onlee kittehs land on der paws. Hoomins land on der butts.
doez u need sum assistance??
But... I just wants to hangs out..
good tiemz, good tiemz.
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he awlso noez wut iz gud 4 u!
That which has been sniffed cannot be unsniffed !
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When you say how are you . . . Do you mean like, existentially?
fresh hot dogs they are well done
u needs a holdur 4 awl doz hawt dawgs!
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