Can't you get the hint???
STRANJUR DANJUR!!! HALPS!!! DIS NAWT MAI HOOMAN!!!
dun laff u guyz, dis iz a srrius problem!
APPREHENSION: when your new owner also buys a basket, lotion, and a rope and tells you to bark at a big hole in the floor.
dat soundz rly creepee...
That feeling when you wake up suddenly from an exciting dream....
im iz sry... for peeing on dah carpet. i got u teh forgiviness teddy bear...
gibing apology giftz iz alwys a gud idea.
Omg omg, dude i just swollowed a fly, wait what happend to the old lady that swollowed that fly again?!?!
Umm i think she died...
wat did teh bug look liek?
No treez, no hydrants not eben a fence post... Whutz a goggie tu du?
chek out dis fansee hydrant!
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