Can't you get the hint???

STRANJUR DANJUR!!! HALPS!!! DIS NAWT MAI HOOMAN!!!

dun laff u guyz, dis iz a srrius problem!

APPREHENSION: when your new owner also buys a basket, lotion, and a rope and tells you to bark at a big hole in the floor.

dat soundz rly creepee...

That feeling when you wake up suddenly from an exciting dream....

im iz sry... for peeing on dah carpet. i got u teh forgiviness teddy bear...

gibing apology giftz iz alwys a gud idea.

Omg omg, dude i just swollowed a fly, wait what happend to the old lady that swollowed that fly again?!?!

Umm i think she died...

wat did teh bug look liek?

No treez, no hydrants not eben a fence post... Whutz a goggie tu du?

chek out dis fansee hydrant!