Nap attacks can happen anywhere! Anytime!
Me dunno wat it is, but i wan it, without me gittin wett.
i fink gittin wet iz unavoidabibil.
Can't you get the hint???
STRANJUR DANJUR!!! HALPS!!! DIS NAWT MAI HOOMAN!!!
dun laff u guyz, dis iz a srrius problem!
APPREHENSION: when your new owner also buys a basket, lotion, and a rope and tells you to bark at a big hole in the floor.
dat soundz rly creepee...
That feeling when you wake up suddenly from an exciting dream....
im iz sry... for peeing on dah carpet. i got u teh forgiviness teddy bear...
gibing apology giftz iz alwys a gud idea.