Moar Cyoot Kittehs Ober at I Can Has Cheezburger!

Plz can we sleep in ur bed! Plz!!!!!

Dez iPaw headphonz nawt wurkin fur mei. Shud hav gone for blue toof.

Watch your step, boy, or I'll scratch you so hard, you'll be howlin' for a week! You realize you've been declawed, right?

u r such a nawty kitteh!

Your kisses feel like punishment

welp, akshully, ai like da kisses!

Dey b celebraytin ober in Kitteh Land 2!

Didn't know kitteh could hold onto teh ceiling wif hers clawz, totally up- side downs, wif hers tail all floofy, spitting and hissing...

oh man! dat wuz hi-lar-ee-ussh!