If you kiss me I turn into a prince.
ok i hop ur tellin teh troof.
Don't kiss me. I saw you kiss the cat.
but sumtimez teh kittehs r jeally ob goggies...
Dunt make me come up dere n kiss u! Cuz I'll dood it! I will!
o nooz! nut ur kisses!
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