Dat Tickles!

r u doin it rait?

FIRST KISSES: They aren't always perfect.

aim jus tryin 2 show mai luv!

Hey, dat is naut how you are suppozed to kiss, idiot.

arrg ur kissus r teh wurst!

wanna tradz? yu gibs me bacunz and ill gibs yu kisses!!

id laik 2 trade in 4 btr 1 plz!

There, there ugly bald puppy.

wich iz bettr a ugly puppeh or a pugly babe?

Moar Cyoot Kittehs Ober at I Can Has Cheezburger!

I luv puppi. Om nomnomnom.

i kno dat feel, kant rezist teh nomz...