I fwouynd mai new bes friend....
ai iz awlwayz gunna b dere fur u!
Ninja tip #5: BLEND IN!!
ai am stillz in traynings, akshully.
When you're in your highchair, I expect at least 50% of all food to be dropped while still warm and NOT covered in baby slobber. Got it, pinkie???
ai shall habs ur fuds, amung uther fings...
ai will show u ebryfing u need 2 noez bowt da wurld, kiddo!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Teh littl hooman It has flavur
love, & loyalty we haz it
u light up mai lyf!!