DO I LIKE MY JOB AS A SHEEP DOG? I DON'T KNOW. AT THE MOMENT, I'M ON THE FENCE!

omg ur so punny!

Get a Job they said. Free pizza they said...

meybe u need 2 luk 4 a betr job, leik dis 1.

The main job of a dachshund owner? Restoring the ears to factory settings.

did u sey dachshund?

I eat TPS reports for breakfast

ai taek mai job verry srsly!

It's a ruff job But somebody has to hold the couch together

ai hab been doin' dis job 4 a long tiem...

IM READY FOR MY PROMOTION

some ob us r nawt reddy for rezponsibilities.