GIVE ME MY CROSSBOW AND I SHALL DEFEND THIS CASTLE...

dun worrie, momma. ai am a skilled knight!

Tiny bubbles... in the wind make me feel happy...

r u eben allowed 2 b dribing dat fing?

I'll have the bark tea and petite-noms now, please

ai will taek my noms in da usual place.

Ohai hotdogz! As Golden Retriever week drawz 2 a conclushun, we need ur help desidin wut breed ob goggie we shud featcha nekst week!

So hoo will it be, loldog luvverz? Tayk teh poal an let us noez!