My pillow has heat; vibrating massage; and occasionally, accupuncture.

it goz bof wayz tho.

Yeshdis is da mosht lugurous fur rug moneh can buy.

u gotta b careful wif rugs tho.

Good day, sir! I said GOOD DAY!

goggies r tired ob dis kinda kitteh rubbish.

U no can haz this little hotdog. He stil pink which means he's not done cookin' yet.

I fink you dropped dis.