nao dis is a dog bed.
THIS CHAIR: is clearly the only one in this household.
itz gud to practise sharing!
My pillow has heat; vibrating massage; and occasionally, accupuncture.
it goz bof wayz tho.
Yeshdis is da mosht lugurous fur rug moneh can buy.
u gotta b careful wif rugs tho.
Good day, sir! I said GOOD DAY!
goggies r tired ob dis kinda kitteh rubbish.
U no can haz this little hotdog. He stil pink which means he's not done cookin' yet.
I fink you dropped dis.