When you're in your highchair, I expect at least 50% of all food to be dropped while still warm and NOT covered in baby slobber. Got it, pinkie???
ai shall habs ur fuds, amung uther fings...
Iz mine all mine!
we iz gunna share eberyfing 2gedur!
ai will show u ebryfing u need 2 noez bowt da wurld, kiddo!
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