Hold itz! You were groundedz rememberz? Unless you gotz any noms
but, ai haz no noms 4 u...
Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.
u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?
i got sum splaining to do
ai knos it wuz u! all da ebidence points 2 it!
sigh I suppose this means you'll be activating the Parental Lock Out System...?
uh oh... u r in troublez!
But Dad..... ...the steak was just SITTING THERE!!!
What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to retreive.
akshully, ai am an expurt in string and choas theories.
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