Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.

u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?

i got sum splaining to do

ai knos it wuz u! all da ebidence points 2 it!

sigh I suppose this means you'll be activating the Parental Lock Out System...?

uh oh... u r in troublez!

But Dad..... ...the steak was just SITTING THERE!!!

What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to retreive.

akshully, ai am an expurt in string and choas theories.