Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.
u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?
i got sum splaining to do
ai knos it wuz u! all da ebidence points 2 it!
sigh I suppose this means you'll be activating the Parental Lock Out System...?
uh oh... u r in troublez!
But Dad..... ...the steak was just SITTING THERE!!!
What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to retreive.
akshully, ai am an expurt in string and choas theories.
Hold itz! You were groundedz rememberz? Unless you gotz any noms
but, ai haz no noms 4 u...