When you're in your highchair, I expect at least 50% of all food to be dropped while still warm and NOT covered in baby slobber. Got it, pinkie???
ai shall habs ur fuds, amung uther fings...
No one wants to listen to your crap anymore!
no, ai am totally serious abowt dat!
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