but ai wanna b a goldyfish nawt a pug!
wittle puppeh, u shood try sumfing more produktiv wif dis mirror.
Half pirate. Half...Wonder Woman? I smell years of therapy.
hmmm.. ai didn't need any therapy...
i usd ta no hoo i wuz
how did dis happen!?
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