i smile because i have no idea whats going on.

smilin iz alwayz a gud idea!

Oh, don't gimme that look! I learned how to do this watching you slither up 'em when you get home from Happy Hour! I just reversed the process!

dis iz awl ai can fink of wen ai seez u liek dat!

i have no idea whats going on right now.

no, rilly, what iz going on here?!