Mah frendz coem to vizit meh!
screw the cheezburgers i gots a pizza!
screw pizza.. i gots stayk!
u wearz too much makeup I fix it
oh noez! u luk skary either wai!!
goggy has bad dreams I make dem bedder
u is a nicer kitteh den da one ai got!
must. open. gate!
the real Bin Laden killer Identity leaked
Finally science has produced a dog who rolls in things you like the smell of!