Yes, I hear you. I just don't BELIEVE you.
You mean... I'm not a people?
momma, u iz mistakin, aifinkso!
So, this Halloween-thingy.. is it like the vet? S'posed to be all fun and lollipopz, but you wake up the morning after and youz missing sumfing VITALLY important?
no, rilly, am ai missing sumfing?
so, in exchange for eating dry kibble all week, i get hotdogs on sundog? yeah, rite, that's what you promised me last week!
ai hab udder wayz ob getting whut ai wants!
Hmmm.... Dis looks suspicious
u iz tryin' 2 trick meh, ai knows it!
you're one of them aren't you...
ai don't belibe u!
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