Why yes, ai habz been gibbing maiself a mud facialz.
wait, wat do u meen bafftaim nao?
THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN MY MOM TRIES TO KISS ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS.
ugh i luv mai mommy but itz so embearissin!
Man, I hope they don't find out I paid that cat for my term paper.
i did it 4 teh bakon...
I have some sort of idea what I am doing.
u mait b teh furst goggie who kno wat dey r doin...
Every time I read "rofl" I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "waffle".
i fink u been wachin 2 much skooby-doo.
Houston. Yes, this is Dog.
yus hooston? wat iz it?