Why yes, ai habz been gibbing maiself a mud facialz.

wait, wat do u meen bafftaim nao?

THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN MY MOM TRIES TO KISS ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS.

ugh i luv mai mommy but itz so embearissin!

Man, I hope they don't find out I paid that cat for my term paper.

i did it 4 teh bakon...

KEEP CALM: and blame it on the cat.

seemz liek teh best plan 2 me.

I have some sort of idea what I am doing.

u mait b teh furst goggie who kno wat dey r doin...

Every time I read "rofl" I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "waffle".

i fink u been wachin 2 much skooby-doo.