"Of course she likes it. I'm her baby!"
hey dun't juge me!
and then he said i was fat!!
meybe he wuz tellin u teh painful troof...
Get a human they said It will be fun they said.
u kan try to loze him sumwhere...
This is MY pug.
u kant hab 2 many pugs!
...and the cat hissed at me and tried to scratch me and called me names and said I was gonna get spaded....Whaaa.
Get a lap dog you can wrap your arms around!
FLOOR IZ LAVA!
yah, dis can be such a skarry playc!
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