a'll protect u frum teh meen kidz dunt werry!
yea buniez n goggiez kan b fwends, see?
If nobuddy sed it to u today, let me say it... U r verry, verry speshul an i luff u so.
awww cmere n gimme a hug!
I think I found my soul mate.
ur mai bestest fwend!
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