Get in meh belly!
You moron! It's "i has a hotdog" not " i am a hotdog".
U no can haz this little hotdog. He stil pink which means he's not done cookin' yet.
I heard what you said about the horrible nutritional value of hot dogs... and I just want you to know that I'll be happy to take them off your hands.
And when elected, I promise bacon in every dog bowl and a cheeseburger in every cat dish. (A winning candidate must be willing to cross the species line.)
There is a hotdog grilling about fifteen miles that way.