What did you do with dem cookies?!?
dey were mai faborite wuns!!!
sigh I'm so bored, I'd play with a cat. Nah, not really.
u shud jus relax an taek it e-z, aifinkso!
Do we need to continuz dis con'sayshun ow'side?
no, nawt need 2 go owtside!
So, this Halloween-thingy.. is it like the vet? S'posed to be all fun and lollipopz, but you wake up the morning after and youz missing sumfing VITALLY important?
no, rilly, am ai missing sumfing?
suspicious sheltie suspects you
he noes u r up 2 no gud!
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