ai fink u mait liek dis goggie...

I'm real into the high-pitched dog-whistles. I'm sure you've never heard of em.

Click hur 4 gift ideas 4 yur hipster pup!

Hipster pup was 20% cooler before being 20% cooler was cool.

Chase my tail? Too mainstream.

i am too good for da maynstreem!

it wus da best of times, it wus da werst of times

keep quiet ober dere!

PENS TOO MAINSTREAM

even dogs are becoming hipsters... what's next?!

I've played with a similar toy. It's pretty obscure, you've probably never heard of it.