That poop was on the floor when I got here

Hiding in my paw? I'm nawt hiding anyfing in my paw. And certainly nawt your share of the Pupperoni.

I iz hydin from Adbominal snowzmen

practice ur fight form at home!

it didn't happen if i didn't see it

oh mai gawsh! wut hapned heer!?

SHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IM HIDING FOR WHEN SANTA COMES

ui noez, santa haz his minyuns lookin owt 4 him...

is the thunderstorm gone yet?

mebbe u need 2 find ur friend and go throo dis togethur?