You know you share your life with a dog when... You have way more fun planning their birthday party than your own.
ai habs invited sum frands 2 ur birfdai partay!
HALP! I is turnin old
ai rememburr mai yoof...
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan
Happy 77th Birthday, Carl Sagan! Awl ob teh goggies and da hoomans miss u on da pale bloo dot!
u noes wut da best part abowt birfdayz is, rite?
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