You know you share your life with a dog when... You have way more fun planning their birthday party than your own.

ai habs invited sum frands 2 ur birfdai partay!

HALP! I is turnin old

ai rememburr mai yoof...

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan

Happy 77th Birthday, Carl Sagan! Awl ob teh goggies and da hoomans miss u on da pale bloo dot!

u noes wut da best part abowt birfdayz is, rite?