but ai luv cookin wiff kittehs!
meyb try eatin moar fruitz?
scuze me. i fink thers somefing missing from my ham sammich. and its nawt mustard.
wait how kum u getz a sammich???
The ham is in the refrigerator.
meybe u kan get sum ham wiff dancin?
Fite krime? Nawww. I juss wanna go to got ham city.
i needz 2 get sumfing dere!
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