Yes, steak, please. Rare. Very rare. Exceptionally rare. In fact, just walk the cow past the stove and bring it to the table.
u kan gets all teh steaks u want if u werk at teh restrant!
How to get cuddles: 1. Look cute 2. Wag your tail 3. Go back to step 1
dis also werks preddy well.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DRINK FROM THERE!
um do u hab a drinkin problm?
and then he said i was fat!!
meybe he wuz tellin u teh painful troof...
I deleted ur Facebook account. Nao u can only play wif mee!
meybe we kan pway on teh compooter 2gether?
you may pat my head gently with your pinky finger.
bein gentle iz bery importnt!
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