HUZZAH! I AM SIR WEINER OF DOG.

i lub the goggie naitz ob teh round tabl!

Ur nobunnie till sumbunnie wuvs u.

ai want sumbunny 2 wuv!

Enjoy The Moment.

spesially teh sweet momentz.

SCORE: TREE - 1 DOG - 0

um her iz a btr goggie afleet.

LINES FOR THE BATHROOM: They appear just as you really need to go.

noo! dey chopped down mai baffroom!

Basset Olympics Equestrian Event: Nappy Bareback.

aim a bery powerfl napper.