INTROODER! INTROODER!

Juss coz he kant herd meh, da big whiner!

kan ai b turtl nao?

You shall not pass... Until you pay the hotdog toll.

wat iz it dat ur protektin?

WARNING! Dis House Iz Gaurded By Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

itz not gud but itz cyoot 2 b cot sleepin on teh job.

Luk, kan u at leest akt skared? I gots a reputashun to upholed.

meybe u need sum praktice?

EvRy1 lies in profile pic

uh oh! dis guy habs an attitood!

No worriez Abut Burglar I Disarmz him

let dis b a lessun 2 all of u bad guyz owt dere!