y u so grumpy???
no, no ai'm nawt in a hurry or anyfing...
dont taek mai nomz itz all ai gotz.
WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED AGAIN I SEE!
SHUT UP, AND GET ME SOME COFFEE!
sry wer all outta koffee.
Clint Eastwood dog says: "Get off my lawn!"
dun mess wiff dis goggie hez tuff!
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
dun talk 2 meh ntill ai hadz mai koffee...
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